1997
Comments
Chuck is probably one of the craftier golfers in this year's tournament.
Adding a knock down game to his arsenal will increase the bevy of shots he
can throw at you. Willfully taking money from the Saturday morning group,
Chuck is always under fire for manipulating his handicap or implementing
drop-pocket slacks technology along the wetlands at Red Tail. Always walk
carefully in areas where Chuck has recently swung, 3-4 inch craters are
usually left in the aftermath of his outside in swing. Bad left foot
from
his recent triathlons will slow down his hip turn. Fourth kid hasn't
slowed him down but a recent 82 at Red Tail will hurt his cap for the big
tournament. Needs to keep it between the trees at Brightondale to have a
shot on Saturday.
Chuck-(10.3.1.7) 07/18/01-07:58 A full year of nasty comments...
Chuck-(10.3.1.7) 07/18/01-07:58 Lets keep it clean boys.
chuck-(10.3.1.4) 06/21/02-15:35 testign
-(10.3.1.4) 06/21/02-15:36 mor eetsting
Mike Cousineau
Aka: Cou
Tecumseh, MI
Home Course: "Where ever the WI is"
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
25
T2
-11
2000
25
11
415
+28
1999
25
Champ
372
-14
1998
23
12
410
+32
1997
24
4th
395
+14
1996
22
4th
400
+33
Headlines read "Cou pulls off major coup", attending the 2000 WI will
cost Cou over the long haul, but, the WI is the best 48hrs of the year, worth
every marital point spent. 1999 was Cou's breakout year, displaying tremendous
consistency, unusual in a 25 handicap. His WI scores have been coming down
consistently, watch for this possible 20? handicap to shine in 2000.
1997 Comments
Cou is pulling what some would call the old "Chuck Calamari".
Cou's
venture to the Wisconsin Invitation is stealth in nature and comes a mere 4
weeks prior to little Cou being born. This heroic effort rivals some of
Chuck's best work and Golfer X's stealth mission to California earlier this
year. Cou is politicking early for handicap adjustments…stating lack of
play (is Triad making him work more than Tue-Thur?) and last years showing
as evidence of wrongful handicap. Cou is extremely capable of throwing a
52-39 at you and he is not afraid to throw money at any golfing problem.
The latest technology along with a couple top-of-the-line ball retrievers
can be found in Cou's bag. Cou's presence at this year's invitational sets
the stage for another memorable event. If he can avoid the 109 that he
muscled his way to at Abbey Springs last year, expect him in the hunt.
Glad to have you on board Cou!!!
Bob Johnson
Aka: Big Bob, Big Capper
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
12
6
+2
2000
15
7
358
+21
1999
12
8th
362
+28
1998
16
T-5th
357
+7
1997
20
3rd
371
+6
1996
28
7th
432
+47
1997:This year brings us a whole new Bob Johnson. Heavy playing along with an
aggressive attitude towards throwing money at all of his golf problems
lands us with our biggest change in handicap in the group. Odyssey putter,
Ping ISI irons, Burner Bubble woods and a very neutral temper will give Bob a
whole new life after last years explosions…109, 112, 105, 104. Four
balloons in a row landed him in seventh place and you can expect that to
change in 1997. Signs of brilliance have been mostly seen on individual
holes or at the Randall Oaks course he calls home (the only thing missing
there is the windmill, cotton candy and the Sears Tower). Read
a story here about golfing with Bob.
Bob's game is off a tad this year, new kid, new swing, new clubs all are taking
a toll on the previous "Most Improved" player.
1997 Comments
The last few
weeks have seen Bob's game around the greens improve drastically, an open
face wedge that lands him near the stick is working hard to offset the
tomahawk sand swing that leaves him in more traps than not. Bob is up
there with best of them in terms of fun people to play with…great temperment! Brightondale could hurt this up and comer, conservative play
on Friday may put him in the thick of things on Saturday.
Jeff Zak
Aka: Zak, Slappy
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
20
19
+29
2000
21
Champ
374
+3
1999
18
T-6th
370
+12
1998
17
10th
373
+18
1997
19
6th
381
+20
1996
20
3rd
385
+24
If he
can skate through Brightondale without playing Lewis
and Clark in the woods, he WILL be in the hunt. Another believer in golf
technology and throwing money at a golf problem, Zak will unleash his $405
Greatest Big Bertha on Brightondale and the other courses. When this
weapon fails, keep your eyes peeled for the puppet, the acclaimer (alien in
disguise), little poison and a few other expensive little ditties he may
throw at you. Jeff can be caught watching golf infomercials with his
Visa in one hand and the phone in the other.
Scott Freeman
Aka: Scooter
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
9
T2
-11
2000
8
6
338
+19
1999
8
5
325
+7
1998
9
Champ
324
+1
1997
12
Champ
333
0
1996
12
Champ
327
0
Scooters move to California should have kept his game in top notch form, but
rumor has it he's been cruising High School cheerleader car washs in his boxster
instead of spending time on the course. He will want some strokes, but won't get
them. Although painful due the slow nature of his game, Scott's swing is the
purest of the bunch and he stands heads above the group as the premier
golfer. Keeping it under 165 strokes on day 1 will put Scott where he
needs to be.
1997 Comments
The 1996 champion will be back this year to defend his title. Instead of
having bells and whistles on, last years champion will be shrouded in
controversy. Plagued with back problems and a golf game that just hasn't
come around, Scott will be working very hard to defend his title. Although
the game hasn't clicked and he hasn't broken 80, Brightondale sets up very well
for Scott's game. Scott, although not a team player based on his severe problems
in scramble formats, flourishes in stroke play format and his lack of distance
this year will help him keep it in the fairways more so than ever. Scott's
stunning 79-78 on opening day last year set the stage for the rest of the
tournament. What makes this even more exciting is that it came on the
heels of a day-prior "my back hurts" handicap adjustment that netted him 8
strokes on Kane who wound up taking second by 13 strokes.
Brice treats the WI like an ATM machine, he shows up, turns in his scorecards
and collects money. His handicap is trending down, and he will need to do some
begging to not go further down. If you get invited to the Brice Cajun Fest in
Milwaukee, DON'T miss it, best food north of Nawlins. (Thanks Debbie) Still
scarred from the "chinese menu" poker incident four years ago, Brice may be looking
to
chase a few bets at the card table. Avoiding the 95+ round will keep him
in the mix!
Click here for a better picture of Brice.
1997 Comments
Brice Brown will be a fine addition to this year's tournament. Brice
took
part in the 1990 Arizona golf trip which featured, Scott, Kane, Brice and
Mark Anderson, hacking away at the desert courses in the middle of the
summer. The highlight of the trip was clearly Brice's 150 yard shot that
trickled in the hole followed by Mark slurring and stumbling in the
excitement due to the mix of beer, chew and sun. Brice will be one of
those middle cappers that can throw a 40 in your face.
USGA Official-(63.89.198.49) 07/23/01-09:47 Mathematical odds of shooting 3 sub handicap rounds in a four round tourney are astronimical. You have a greater chance of getting hit by lighting.
Bitter Loser Police-(10.3.1.7) 11/09/01-17:50 Hey math wiz, I assume you can "bitter" better than astronomical.
1997 Comments
Mike is credited with giving the group the opportunity to play the closing
round at Abbey Springs. The circus-like atmosphere includes too many blind
shots and undulated greens that drove everyone crazy (the group of 8
included three 100+ rounds). Earlier this year, Mike threw a 50-40 or
something like that at the Red Tail group. Opening day explosions at
Brightondale of 98-111 put him at the back of the pack heading into day 2.
Big swing off the tee and methodical play combined for some trouble on day
1. Flashes of brilliance on the back nine at Red Tail confirms that Mike
can muscle up if he keeps it between the trees. Under the 185 mark after
day 1 will put him in the top 4 going into day 2.
"That's Deep!" Enuf said.
Kane Calamari
Aka: Regulator
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
9
4th
-3
2000
10
2nd
331
+4
1999
11
4th
334
+4
1998
9
T-6th
329
+7
1997
10
5th
344
+19
1996
10
2nd
333
+14
Kane's game hasn't changed in 4 years, long and left. Biggest handicap is
between the ears, if he leaves the woods at home, I am putting all my pari-mutual
money on the pumpkinhead. 1997 Comments:
When Kane swings there are two simple rules…look immediately to your right
after he swings…if you can't find the ball…look left. Right to left
has
been causing major problems this year. Sweeping, hooking, call it what you
want, it won't fly at Brightondale. Scraping his way around the course
this year, Kane's roller coaster golf game has landed him anywhere from 100
on opening day in Grayslake to 76 out at Red Tail. History tells us that
Kane will fold at Brightondale even though his efforts landed him 13 strokes, 8
of which were charity, behind Scooter last year. Needs to hold the
gross under 165 on Friday to have any chance.
Bob Everhart
Aka: Bob, Party Doll
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
24
T12th
+16
2000
23
12th
415
+36
1999
21
11th
409
+39
1998
BANNED
1997
20
DNF
1996
Haven't heard much from Bob, claim to fame is being 1 of only 2 players ever
permanently banned from WI competition. A cooler of beer got the ban annulled
after 1 year.
1997 Comments
Close friend of Tony's that will be participating in this year's
invitational. Team sandbagging seems to be the name of the game since Tony
has stated that Bob is a couple of strokes off of him. Help from Mike
Brooks on establishing these caps will be encouraged. Good luck to Bob
this year and welcome to the invitational.
1-(10.3.1.4) 07/08/02-09:14 Test
1-(10.3.1.4) 07/08/02-09:14 Test2
Tony Buckun
Nickname:will be Sandbagger if he wins this
thing
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
13
14th
+22
2000
13
3rd
347
+8
1999
13
7th
354
+16
1998
BANNED
1997
19
DNF
1996
A fierce competitor, Tony could be in the hunt, a late night at Sugar Shack
could slow down his game on Saturday though.
1997 :As any smart golfer would do, Tony immediately began handicap
negotiations!. Barking out the fact that he threw down a balloon (100) at
Chevy Chase recently, he was quick to add the typical sandbagging lines
"I'm playing like crap", "90 this 90 that".
Interesting to note that most
comments the year prior were in the 80 this 80 that range. Playing volume
is not an issue with Tony as the law office of Buckun & Buckun shuts down
at 11:00 a.m. on most sunny days in the summer.
Jason Cashmore
Aka: Otis
IL
Home Course: The Putting Green at ISK
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
28
17th
+27
2000
23
13
427
+48
Jason will be a handicapping project, after last years VanTreeck
handicapping problem, Jason may emerge with a pretty favorable number for a
rookie.
Dr. swing-(63.20.151.186) 07/09/02-13:54 This patient has expressed deep concerns that his handicap is not appropriate and has asked me to lobby on his request. For the record he has been on a steady daly diet of 2400 mg of ibuprofrin, 600 mg of tylenol #3(yes with codein and no I can not prescribe extra), and 200 mg of kpack to fight strep throat. On top of wich his bad back has made me prescribe 600 mg daily of anti inflamatatory drugs so he can use his right leg. I can't seem to prescribe anything to get his elbows to bend though. I recommend at least a 40+ stroke handicap.
Pete Higgins
Aka: The Brit, Another smoking man
NC
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
21
7th
+4
2000
1999
18
10
383
+34
Pete is back, newly married in 2001, joining us for the WI-6 even though it is
his wifes birthday! Way to go Pete!
Mark Murphy
Aka: Murf
GA
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
20
9th
+11
2000
1999
20
9
396
+30
2001 is Murf's second WI. Gambling, golfing, and beer drinking, not sure how
Murf has stayed away. Carries customs clubs made by Louisville Slugger.
Keith Murphy
Aka: Murf's Brother
IL
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
12
8th
+5
W.I. Rookie in 2001, watch for more info on Keith from his
brother...
A.P.
Aka: The Smoking Man
Chicago, IL
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
17
11th
+14
2000
1999
1998
1997
16
8
377
+28
1996
Hasn't been seen since 1997
Linas Lukas
Cedarburg, WI
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
30
20
+191
Rookie might take highest hcap award this year. New clubs, and a few outings to
the driving range round out Linas's experience.
Larry Lombardo
Pornstar, Laaaarrrrrryyyy
Lombaaaaarrrddddooooooo
Huntley, IL
Home Course: Pinecrest
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
24
5th
Even
Rookie has the nickname to compete here, endurance, and surviving the rookie
pairings will determine Larry's success.
Chuck-(10.3.1.4) 06/17/02-10:03 New picture show Larry's hat really read "I like COCKS"
Brent Rainwater
Firewater Rainwater
Home Course: Unknown
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
DNP
Surviving the rookie
pairings may determine Brent's success.
Chuck-(10.3.1.4) 06/17/02-10:04 Brent is discussing proper technique with Larry
Gianni Pellegrinon
Home Course: Pinecrest
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
19
18th
+28
Rookie Gianni almost put us over the Italian name limit allowed at Grand Geneva,
but should fit in nicely with the WI group. Gianni joins us from Bob Johnson's
and Larry Lombardo's Thursday evening 9hole league at Pinecrest. Look forward to
meeting you, and Good LUCK!
Chad Calamari
Chadster, Prom King
Barrington Hills, IL
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
23
14th
+22
Rookie thinks he's hot shit, carries clubs with names like "Spin Doctor", had an
unfortunate round earlier this year where he beat Zak straight up, will make his
handicap lower than it ought to be.
Chad Arbogast
Chad's Partner
Home Course:
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
21
16th
+25
Rumor has it Chad A. is excited about his rookie outing at the WI, Chad A and
Chad C will bring youth and exuberance to the (growing) older field of the WI.
Voted "Most likely to get tattooed with 'WI Champion 2001' " if he is successful
in his rookie outing.
Name:
John Pircher
Nickname: TBD
Est. Hcp: TBD
Waiting for details about John, but early rumor has him being a sneaky long
player, rookie status though will mean poor pairings, and much ridicule until he
finds the top of the leaderboard. Good luck this year John.
Name:
Jim Metzger
Nickname: Jimmy
1999 Hcap: 13
1998 Hcap: 12
1997 Hcap: 14
1996 Hcap: 11
Jim is due for a good tournament this year, the WI nightlife, and his
concentration on bean bag tossing instead of putting hurt Jim's WI game.
1997 Comments
Jim is simply the biggest hitter you'll find in this group. His
Tiger-esque swing delivers a clubhead speed in the 120-130 mph range.
Chuck has been overhead saying , "If I wrapped the club that far around, I
wouldn't move for three days". Jimmy's performance last year was less
than
satisfactory. Handing out a stroke to Scott was heavily questioned prior
to the start of the invitational. Jim's 18 stroke swing from round 1 to
round 3 was the largest in the group (99, 88, 81, 90). The near-balloon in
round 1 was a back breaker although he tied for best round honors at
Evergreen on Saturday morning. Brightondale will punish him again if he
doesn't come straight off of the tee. Look for some heavy stroke
negotiating and hopefully a slew of irons off the tee on Friday.
Brad Kraft
Waukesha, WI
Home Course: WESTERN LAKES GOLF CLUB
Year
Hcap
Place
Gross
Net
2001
2000
16
9
378
+27
Brad was the 1st player signed up for the WI-V, coming from Waukesha, he seems
to have deep knowledge of WI area courses. A Waukesha resident, he might be able
to shine light on the Mark Chmura incident, and where I might get that
babysitters phone number.
Name:
Randy Schudulla
Nickname: The Cajun Man
Est. Hcp:
Early arrival on leaderboard, then late plummet off, lead to an early departure
for Randy, which has riled the WI organizers. Haven't heard from Randy yet
regarding 2000.
Name:
Bob Calamari
Nickname: Dad, Bobby, Mr C.
Est. Hcp: 10
Needs to hold up physically to compete, if the WI was 1 round, or even 2, he
would probably be one of the favorites. A complete meltdown of his back kept him
from the prize money in 1999. if healthy watch out .